How did they manage this
A very good place NOT to park
Archive for May 2nd, 2008
Answer machine messages
Actual answering machine messages recorded and verified by the World famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers:
My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished washing dishes.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message.
Hi, this is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.
Hi. Now you say something.
Hi, I’m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
Hello. I am David’s answering machine. What are you?
Hello! If you leave a message, I”ll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I’ll call sooner.
