HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, “I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?”
“Just use copier machine paper,” the secretary told him.
With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five “blank” copies.
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair, and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in “Twister”. I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the “cruise control”, then went in the back to make a sandwich.
