Gas Prices
As I’m sure this is the case with you, too, my mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. It’s driving me nuts.
Since I have become disillusioned by the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, E-85 Morons, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have decided to solve the problems as they affect me on my own.
My idea solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I will hire illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I’ll pay them in Pesos so they’ll have to go home to spend it.
