Thought of the Day
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Thought of the Day
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
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Why isn’t “palindrome” spelled the same way backwards?
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
