Cat Hair
Cat hair adheres to everything … except the cat
Archive for the ‘Thought of the day’
Thought - Frogs Legs
Can you imagine the incredible courage it took to first discover that frogs legs were edible?
Big Toe
Big Toe - A device for locating sharp objects in the dark!
Romain Lettuce
Romaine lettuce derives its name from the Romans who admired its healthful properties. In fact, the Emperor Augustus put up a statue praising the lettuce for curring him of an illness.
Washboard Stomach
We all have a washboard stomach. It’s just that some of us have a little extra laundry on top.
One Drink
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.
Something to Believe in
A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
Needs Glasses
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Somebody forgot the corkscrew
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields
US actor (1880 - 1946)
Getting Married
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.
- Mickey Rooney
