She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.
The mom smiled at her daughter and said “Don’t worry dear! I can get out of this ticket.”
The cop approached the car and he asked “Mam do you know why I pulled you over?” With a big smile she replied “Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman’s ball.”
He then said, “Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don’t have balls.”
