Funny One liners
My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn’t have enough pull.
When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
It’s true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
My wife wanted a foreign convertible, so I bought her a rickshaw.
Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You’re right. You married me and I married you.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don’t worry, it’s only a hoptical illusion.
