Brewers Pub

A man was out for a walk and saw a funeral procession. But this one was strange.

There was two hirsch… then a man and a dog walking behind them… then a very long line of people.

Curious, he went up to the man and asked, “who died?”

The man answered “my mother-in-law and my wife”

So then the man asked “if you don’t mind me asking, how did they die? ”

The man answered “my dog killed them”

The man thought for a moment then asked “Can I borrow your dog?”

The man pointed behind him and said “Get in line”

Person 1: My dog has got no nose
Person 2: How does he smell?
Person 1: Awful.

Person 1: Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed? Reese… Reese something.
Person 2: Witherspoon?
Person 1: No, with her knife.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: I fell in the mud.

Q: How do lamps communicate?
A: Lampost

Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed — $100.

Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.

Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.

Cows, calves never bred. Also, one gay bull for sale.

Free puppies: part Cocker Spaniel, part sneaky neighbor’s dog

Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out for a while. Better be reward.

Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once. Slightly stained.

Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 – $9 per hour.

What is on the back of the bike