Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn’t have enough pull.

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.

It’s true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.

My wife wanted a foreign convertible, so I bought her a rickshaw.

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You’re right. You married me and I married you.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don’t worry, it’s only a hoptical illusion.